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Reading The Bible With Dan

Dec 30, 2012

Hello all,

    In today's chapter Moses has his first face to face meeting with Pharaoh and it goes pretty much exactly like you would expect.  In addition we learn about Yahweh Burning Man, how not to negotiate with people in power and why the Israelites warship Yahweh in the first place.

Enjoy! 


Dec 23, 2012

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    In today's episode we see the continuation of Yahweh trying to convince Moses to be his spokesperson.  In addition, we learn how Yahweh is like a martial artist in high school, how Yahweh is like a Hell's Angel and the various uses for dick blood.

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Dec 16, 2012

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    In this week's episode we read about Moses and his discussions with burning shrubbery.  In addition, we learn about Yahweh logic, how god might not be as powerful as you think and if Jehovah would get the chair if he were human.

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Dec 10, 2012

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    In today's episode we read chapter two of Exodus where Moses is born, raised in privilege and murders a dude.  We also learn about Egyptian hoarders, why Jacob is probably not right and how God just seems to be a step behind the world as a whole.

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Dec 2, 2012

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   Today is the beginning of the Book of Exodus, which is a detailed account of how the mighty wizard Moses led his people out of Egypt so they could wander around in the desert for 50 years.  In this chapter we see how the Pharaoh's handled population control.  We also learn why slavery never lasts, how...